LARP Machine9:43 AMNew bookingMike booked a demo for Saturday at 2 PM.Next stepNothing to do. It's on your calendar.What was saidMike runs a small roofing company and wants to see a demo.
It's not AI pretending to help.It's LARPing your best employee.
While you slept, she worked.
When nobody picks up, a lot of callers don't leave a message. They try the next number.
Call answered11:42 PMPicked up, not sent to voicemail.
Job booked11:44 PMGarage door stuck halfway. Thursday at 9 AM.
Urgent call flagged1:17 AMYour phone keeps buzzing until you answer, for up to 30 minutes.
Morning summary7:00 AMEvery call from yesterday, in one email.
7:00 AM7:00 AM
After every call, you know what happened.
1:17WednesdayURGENT1:17 AMRosa · (512) 555-0172Water coming through the kitchen ceiling. Wants someone tonight.Address418 Elm StreetCall back (512) 555-0172
The alert. Your phone keeps buzzing until you answer, for up to 30 minutes.
LARP Machine1:18 AMUrgent callRosa has water coming through the kitchen ceiling.Next stepCall Rosa back now. Rosa wants someone out tonight.Call back (512) 555-0172What was saidWater is dripping from the bathroom upstairs. The main valve is off.Worth knowingNew customer. A neighbor recommended you.
The email. What was said, what to do next, one tap to call back.
How it works
About your businessServicesLeaks, water heaters, drain cleaning and plumbing repairsLeaks, water heaters, drain cleaning and plumbing repairsHoursMon–Fri 7–5 · answered 24/7, urgent calls flaggedMon–Fri 7–5 · answered 24/7, urgent calls flaggedA price she may sayService call $89Service call $89Repair priceConfirmed on siteConfirmed on siteNever promiseA time, a visit, or that someone is on the wayA time, a visit, or that someone is on the way1About six questions: your services, your hours, the prices she may say, and anything she must never promise.
9:41Your receptionistTest call 0:18YouThere'swaterinmykitchenandIdon'tknowwherefrom.Your receptionistI'mmarkingthisurgentrightnowsotheteamseesitstraightaway.WhatnameshouldIputthisunder?YouCansomeonebehereintenminutes?Your receptionistIcan'tseetheschedule,soIcan'tpromiseatime,butit'smarkedurgent.YouHowmuchdoyouchargejusttocomeout?Your receptionistOurservicecallfeeiseighty-ninedollars,andtheplumberconfirmstherepairpriceonsite.2We build her and test her, then you call her yourself before any customer does.
11:42SettingsCall forwardingForward toYour receptionistURGENT11:42 PMSarah K. · (773) 555-0126Sarah says water won't stop leaking under the kitchen sink and wants a call back.Call back (773) 555-01263A few settings with your phone carrier send her the calls you don't pick up. Every real call ends with an alert and an email, and your private page lets you listen to every call and see this month's minutes.
If a caller asks, she tells them she's an AI. She never pretends to be a person.
For businesses that can't stop to answer.
Plumbers and HVAC companiesA burst pipe or a dead furnace on a freezing night is flagged, and your phone keeps buzzing until you pick up, for up to 30 minutes.
Dental officesAppointments booked or requested, and every other call taken as a message. She never gives dental advice.
Law firmsConsultations booked or requested, and every new enquiry taken as a message. She never gives legal advice.
Auto repair shops“Do you do brakes?” gets your answer, and the caller's details land on your phone.
Property managersA tenant's leak at midnight is flagged as urgent, and repair requests arrive as messages.
What do missed calls cost you?
Each light is a missed call. 35 this month
your phoneBright ones are jobs.
Lost every monthUp to $6,235 recovered every month
$6,235$6,235
Lost every year
$74,820$74,820
Your receptionist is $500 a month.
Two of the 14 jobs you're losing cover her.
Missing more than 35 calls a week? That's a bigger setup. Let's size it on a walkthrough call. Book a walkthrough call
Yes. If a caller asks, she says so warmly, and she never claims to be a person.
What if she can't answer something?
She never makes up an answer. She takes the caller's details, says someone will call back, and you get the question in your alert.
What happens on an urgent call?
She flags it, and your phone buzzes again every minute until you answer, for up to half an hour. If someone reports danger, like a gas smell, she tells them to call 911 first.
How do my calls reach her?
A few settings with your phone carrier send her the calls you don't pick up. You can switch them off anytime. We walk you through it.
Is there a limit on calls?
Your plan includes 500 minutes a month, which covers most small businesses. Past that, extra minutes are 50 cents each.
How long does setup take?
Usually within two business days. You answer about six questions, we build and test her, and you try her yourself before she takes real calls.
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