Terms of service
Draft, under legal review. Last updated October 2026.
The service
LARP Machine provides an AI receptionist that answers your business's calls. If a caller asks, she tells them she's an AI. She never pretends to be a person.
Price
Your $500 a month covers up to 500 minutes of calls answered by your receptionist. That's about 165 calls of 3 minutes, or 5 a day.
- Every call answered, day and night
- Jobs booked, or written down for you to confirm
- An alert and an email after every real call
- Urgent calls flagged until you answer
- A summary of the day's calls every morning
- A private page to listen to every call and see this month's minutes
- Trained on your services, hours and prices
Extra minutes
If a month goes past 500 minutes, each extra minute is 50 cents, added to next month's bill. Minutes count to the second, from the day your free days end. Calls under 10 seconds and our own test calls never count. If you stop, any extra minutes go on your last bill.
We tell you when you reach 450 minutes, so an extra charge is never a surprise.
Free trial
The first seven days are free. No card is required to start.
Cancelling
You can cancel anytime.
Your information
How we handle call recordings and personal information is set out in our privacy policy.
Questions
Email chris@larpmachine.com.